Funny kid's quotes

My 4 year old asked me yesterday. "Abba, what bracha do you make on seeing a dinosaur?"

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I started taking a sofer course (I need to fix my Sefer Torah), from Rabbi Eliezer Adam. Excellent teacher. See his web site here: http://www.soferstam.org/.

And so I was sitting practicing writing the letters. My 6 year old comes over to me and says, "Abba, nice Reish." I said, "That's supposed to be a Vav." He said, "No, no. Let me show you how to write a Vav". So he takes a piece of paper and writes a Reish and next to it a Vav. He says, "You see, the Reish has a long stick and the Vav has a short stick."
Yes, I need to work on my sticks some more.